“Your call is very important to us. Please wait while we argue who should take your phone call.”
“Our office is open from 9 to 4, Monday to Tuesday.”
“Casual Friday被取消了沒關係，我們可以改成Casual Monday。”
“不好意思，今天是星期五但是我們還是穿套裝，因為我們公司沒有dress down Friday。感謝你來面試，歡迎你加入我們公司！＂
“Lunch break? Do it in your own time.”
“17 January 2008. Mandy leaves at 6, smiling. Work ethics fails.”
“Hang on there! You only have 50 more weeks to go before Christmas!”
“Anyway. Fundamental is bullish.”
“You know, the demand from China, India…” “Oh, yeah! You’re right!”
“Our recommendation is: Buy high, sell low. What did I just say? Buy what sell what?”
“We have a little game here. During the whole investment presentation today, you can not say the following words: China, India, Russia, Emerging markets, Asia, BRIC…and it has to be more than 20 minutes. Difficult, huh?”
Boss: “How is your research going?”
Analyst: “I am trying to become friend with Paris Hilton in Facebook but failed. Would you suggest me go for Britney Spears instead?”
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